Okay, this one is not original. But its so hillarious, I couldn't resist to share this to you all.
MTV India has its one add-on. Its called MTV Tickr. Which is a scroll, running at lower side of the screen. Which takes on just anyone. Pull jokes and makes fun of everyone, even of MTV also. So I would like to put here the original text.
I have intention of fun only. So do not do not take this seriously.
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Akshay writes diary for us.
"Hello, hello..(what is emoticon for goofy grin?) Also, how does one rap on Tickr?...Umm..it would be much more adventurous writing hanging down from a cliff, with a thin thread..... Ok, chuck it.
Okay, CC2C got terrible reviews. I knew it....Nikhil should have shown critics, Enter the Dragon, and posed it as CC2C. ... (there should be a goofy grin here.....
Where is the damn emoticon???? )
Where is the damn emoticon???? )
Who is this Danny Boyle guy? They are all talking about him. - Is he interested in Punjabi Hip Hop videos?........Will he do one with me??
People says I have lost my comic touch. Let me Prove them wrong. -
Q : Why can Twinkle never be locked outside her house?
A : Cause she is married to A Key [akki]....Ha ha ha....
Q : Why can Twinkle never be locked outside her house?
A : Cause she is married to A Key [akki]....Ha ha ha....
Harman called me saying he is new 'Khiladi' cause of 'Victory'.
I even can't express my anger, causes I am not allowed to change my Goofy Grin. :-(
Hey, there is new Hip Hop video playing on TV,.... Ha Ha..this is really crappy stuff....its got Ninjas in a Hip Hop video....ha..how sill.......Oops, thats CC2C video.
Errrr.....the schezwan noodles__I have ordered, have just arrived, Got to Go...Bye..!!
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Tickr Recommends : Ten Akshay Ko-Maar movies, you can watch for free instead. These are Akki's crappiest movies you want to beat him up for.....
1. Mr.Bond : A Great film where Akki plays desi Bond, with Mandrake the Magician like hat.
2. Tashan : The Flop. The Pharmoola. The Headache.
3. Khiladi 420 : Gulshan Grover provides a modern equivalent for 'Mogambo Khush Hua'. It goes 'Dil Garden Garden Ho Gaya'. We wonder why it never took off :-P
4. Jaanwar: Akshay has got New Long Hair-Long Beard look for this one......Even animals didn't turn up for it.
5. Jani Dushman : A modern day rendition of snake-human reincarnation saga......Manisha Koirala played the snake. ....So obviously it was an Anaconda :-D
6. Zulmi : Even Tickr can't figure out what this one was about. It doesn't has the guts to find out.
7. Keemat : They are back....Run Run !! Akki and Saif are back....Run....Don't Look back....Run!!!
8. Internaional Khiladi : Akki plays Chief of 'Leading Gangsters of the World'. .....Two days later, they quit the world of crime, and settle in the Himalayas.
9. Family : Amitabh and Akki in cheesiest Godfather spinoff ever....
10. Singh is Kinng : Snoop Dog must be glad.......he doesn't understand Hindi !!!!
Q : Why can Twinkle never be locked outside her house?
ReplyDeleteA : Cause she is married to A Key [akki]....Ha ha ha....
This was so silly but so funny! :D ROTFL...
And me...
ReplyDeleteI was ROTF, when I read The Jani Dushman line. Manisha as Anaconda :-D
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ReplyDeleteI want to include CC2C in the top 10 list too.
ReplyDeleteBhargav, CC2C is really, equally bad. But I have put a great length of words about that. And also, this list was compiled by MTV. I just have put as it is. So there, it missed boat :-D
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